Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Haggard's Healed! It's A Miracle!

Praise the Lord and pass the potato chips! The (dis)honorable Ted Haggard is now healed and he is completely HETEROSEXUAL! Remember Ted? He's the minister that was having the affair with the male prostitute that outted him just before the November election. "He (Haggard) is completely heterosexual," the Rev. Tim Ralph of Lakespur told the Denver Post. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing." Well thank God for that! It was only the "acting-out situations where things took place." Whatever the hell that means! Oh! He was only "acting-out" his homosexuality! I think I get it. And besides, Haggard only "acted-out" with the male prostitute and no other men! BIG B.S.!!! I don't believe any of it, but one thing I can say: I am glad he plays for the "other" team now because the other team can have him!


Pax Romano said...

It is a miracle! Oh I knew that god's love would touch Mr. Haggard (just like Ted touched that escort), oh happy day, I am filled with the spirit!

Amen and Hallelujah!

Anonymous said...

It's a miracle spawned in hell or some other evangelical type church in the middle of the US! We don't want him on our xx xy team, we have enough problems already! tell him to convert to some obsure religion, or just move to a country w/o so many religious and sexual hangups..Go somewhere and be free, Ted,and luv who you want to !